I edit the titles of these posts because they sometimes make me sound like a more interesting person than I am

• Virgin:Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
• Disney:Which Disney character are you most like?
• Future:Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
• iTunes:Top 10 favorite songs?
• Turn:Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
• Tattoo:What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
• Skirt:If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
• Cinema:List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
• Post:If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
• Years:Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
• Vinyl:Top 3 favorite albums?
• Blog:What's something you've learned from having your blog?

windy-castle:

uh i have this old scanner sitting around my house that doesnt work with my laptop (its a pretty good scanner though, i actually prefer it to my current one). i guess i should have a giveaway or something?

does anyone in the continental u.s. really need a scanner and doesn’t have one bc they can’t afford it? it’s an hp scanjet 4600. works perfectly fine, except on my hp laptop (hp doesn’t supply the drivers for this scanner that work with this laptop which is weird and dumb since it’s an hp laptop but oh well). a friend gave it to me for free when i needed it, and all of the things i have that are expensive were given to me by friends, so i guess i’d like to pay it forward. 

feel free to reblog this!! this doesnt necessarily have to go to any of my followers, i just would like this to go to someone who might be really hard up for a scanner and wouldn’t otherwise be able to get one.

just send an ask my way if you’re interested. 

(this isnt a contest btw im just gonna try to use my best judgment on who might need it the most)

thanks! I think I did something weird and accidentally queued the post with the questions to appear in the past and now it’s gone? so good work on finding it before I broke time and space.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? 

well I’m more fragile than some sort of really fragile thing and I once bruised my hip by sleeping on a carpeted floor and I get bruises when I ride roller coasters. so I’m gonna say couch.

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 

Junko Enoshima from Dangan Ronpa probably. although maybe only intermittently.

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: 

in a web of lies and deceit.

10: What is the fastest way to make you horny: 

insinuate or suggest that you want to be in a relationship with me because my overactive imagination will immediately race 20 steps ahead and fill in the rest. it’s kind of an issue really.

16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: 

I don’t think they ever gave me a nickname actually. sorry I am not actually very good at answering these.

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

soundboard:

Tom Waits - God’s Away On Business

Before I’d even finished hearing this song for the first time I craved to hear it all over again. God’s away On Business plays at the end of Enron, which I think is such a brilliant theme song for financial scandal. What a unmistakably menacing voice.
I’m getting so into Tom Waits, where has he been all my life? He’s just one of a kind. I can’t wait to check out his full discography…

- Rosie

ohimjustfine:

anomalousdata:

zetarays:

pedantic-pontificating-bastards:

red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom

Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild

I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something

how do they survive

I LOVE ALL THE BABIES I LOVE THEM ENDLESSLY

yourbones:

sirisles:

spookychan:

russellmiller:

John Oliver from The Daily Show Presents Gun Control to America - Imgur

Whoop dee fucking doo indeed.

Ever feel like the Daily Show does better reporting and REAL questioning than most news shows?

It’s satire only reveals more truth than not.

aww i was hoping they’d do the bit where he answers his own question about gun control

The look on his face when he repeats ‘whoop dee doo’. Priceless.

followformusic:

The Doors

Peace Frog

Morrison Hotel 

(Source: crvn-k)

“Saint Simon” - The Shins